Q: What do cows do for
entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q:Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
A:The beans fall through
the little holes.
Q:Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
A:The beans fall through
the little holes.
Q:Why is Mr. Potato Head
jealous of Michael Jackson?
A:Michael Jackson has had
more noses.
1)Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other
"Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No,
It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
2)Teacher: Tell me a
sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an
"I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.
3)Teacher: Did you father
help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
4)Man: I could go to the
end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
5)Son: Dad, what is an
idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to
explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is
listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
6)Teacher: What are some
products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get
sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor
.
Q;I am the killer of all things. I truly rule the throne I devour all things; bite, steal and decay the bodies
around me. What am I?
A;time
Q;There are two dogs: One weighs 20kg and the other weighs 30kg. How much do they both weigh?
A;One dog weighs 20kg and the other weighs 30kg…
Q: What did the dog say when he saw the sandpaper?
A: "Rough!"
A: "Rough!"
Q. If there are ten copycats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are
left?
A. None!
left?
A. None!
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Q. What do you get if you cross a karate master with a pig?
A. A pork chop.
A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to
the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my
girlfriend ran away, and I'm nervous as a cat."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie.
"I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."
1.Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
3.Q: What did one flag say to the other?
A: Nothing! It just waved :P. 
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